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noreasonneeded

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noreasonneeded

I don’t know what it says about me, but it always does surprise me a little, yeah. Logically, it shouldn’t.

I’m glad they’ve clawed their way into your good graces. And that’s quite a take, even I knew better about him. What’s been the wildest take one has had on a song of yours?

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acaseofyou

Not saying you're an open book or anything, but I do like how quick I've been able to figure some of you out. Not all, obviously, but there's time.

That's because you're quick on the uptake and don't subscribe to blind patriotism. It's nice. The wildest was probably when I had somebody think a song I'd written about Sam after he'd left, before he died, was a love song. Ended up scrapping it entirely after that, the vibes were ruined.

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noreasonneeded

No, you’re fine. We speak often, it’s inevitable you learn some things about me. And I’m glad what you do know hasn’t scared you off yet.

I can’t blame you in the least on that one. Not the way I’d want to honor a brother.

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acaseofyou

I'm not easy to scare, so rest assured that anything else I learn won't put me off, either.

Exactly. I did get to tell Sam about it, though. He was horrified, which was kind of funny.

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noreasonneeded

I won’t go out of my way to test that theory, either.

I’m sure it was more memorable than a care package of cookies, though.

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acaseofyou

No, I don't imagine you would, but I'll assure anyway. Just in case.

I don't know about that. The cookies he got sent were inedible hockey pucks by the time he got 'em.

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noreasonneeded

You’re a very sweet bird, you know. With your umbrella.

The dessert version of hardtack?

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acaseofyou

I do prefer being sweet with an umbrella to being sour without.

More like an accidental stale nightmare. Had to tell Ma to stop at one point and just send him candy instead.

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noreasonneeded

It isn’t a sugar overload, don’t worry.

It sounds like she wanted to give him a piece of home, however impractical. The candy would more easily be put to use, though. What kind did he like?

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acaseofyou

Hm, true. Though I'm not the one that has to worry about cavities.

Ended up being a whole hunk of home, but yeah. She did as best she could with what she had, but she was never a baker and neither was his girlfriend at the time, so I don't think they'd have been strictly edible even if they were just sending them down the block. And he liked Razzles, because they were two things at the same time.

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noreasonneeded

I do try and take good care of my teeth these days, because I think I’d rather yank out my own tooth than visit a proper dentist or healer.

It doesn’t sound like you got a spontaneous baking gene, either. I had to look up Razzles. Looks pretty good. Two for one with it turning into gum, I can't fault his logic. It's economic.

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acaseofyou

What, you don't like laughing gas? That was always the best part.

No, no baking genes for me. Much to the dismay of my high school home economics class. But you're right, Razzles were always smart choice to make your candy last. But we sent him chocolate, too, to supplement his terrible-tasting ration chocolate.

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noreasonneeded

Never had it used on me, but laughing seems more suited for you, anyway. I’ve gotten drugged before, but not in a doctor’s office or with a friend.

Did they give him the equivalent of cheap holiday chocolate?

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acaseofyou

That's unfortunate. I'm sorry you didn't get a better introduction to them.

More like protein packed bricks dense enough to not melt in the heat with a vague cocoa flavor.

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noreasonneeded

It’s okay. The classic ‘get drugged and wake up tied to a chair’ routine, can one really even be a proper Barrel businessman without at least one of those to their tales. I didn’t get sent on any terrible trips or anything.

That does sound unfortunate. I hope he used the good candy he got sent wisely. He could probably gain some favors trading some of it away.

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acaseofyou

And to think, when I was young I thought business was boring and full of cubicles. I'm glad it wasn't too terrible. Bad trips are no joke, and you know how fond I am of jokes.

He did. He also traded some essays I sent him. Proud to say we both sowed the seeds of insubordination among the ranks.

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noreasonneeded

Yeah, there's never been anything I couldn't handle. Then again, I've never had to face a cubicle.

I'm sorry I couldn't get to meet him. You know how fond I am of rabble rousers.

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acaseofyou

Kaz against the most terrible foe: a 9 to 5 in middle management.

Me, too. He would've liked you, I think.

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noreasonneeded

Forget about hell, being stuck in the middle is the real horror.

Yeah? I do have an in with you, so I’m sure you could’ve put in a good word for me.

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acaseofyou

Right? Way way back, I worked as a secretary for somebody. Barely lasted a week.

So many good words, Kaz. Whole epics of good words. But he was a nice kid who liked a lot of people, especially when they could surprise him.

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noreasonneeded

I’m imagining the color coding system you’d invented during that week.

I knew someone like that once. I suppose I still do. Jesper’s a lot like that.

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acaseofyou

Oh this was back before different colored highlighters and fancy office supplies. The color was beige, all over, on everything.

I have noticed some similarities. It's nice to see.

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noreasonneeded

Even the dinosaurs who lived in the next cave over from you? Did you all walk uphill in the snow together both ways?

Yeah. Was your brother reckless, too?

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acaseofyou

We did, and our homework was done on big big leaves.

Not particularly. At least not with people. With plants and wandering the woods? Incredibly. For a while I was convinced he kept getting into poison oak on purpose.