noreasonneeded | IC/Overflow Post Part III

'Oh, yes, hi. He is my dork and I'm his dork.'
Still better than having it on a t-shirt.

No, I think we're well past that.
Still, it meant a lot.
What was his name again?

Further proof that he is the sweetest of boys.
He totally adores her.

That is saying something, given how many slogan t-shirts you have.

I didn't say. ... it was Jordie.

I'm fairly convinced he thinks we got him a kitten.

But my t-shirts have GREAT quotes.

Jordie.
It's a nice name. Jordie Brekker has a great ring to it.
He was older, right?

You're probably right.
Do you remember how he wagged his tail the first time he saw her?
To think we were worried!

Great might be in the eye of the beholder here.

Yes. He was four years older than me. Though I’ve long since passed how old he got to be.

I wasn’t worried. Well, not about that. About them teaming up, perhaps. Another animal and they’ll outnumber us.

C'mon the 'this is a witty t-shirt, wit it in me' is soooo good.

That's messed up.
I'm so sorry, Kaz.
Jordie deserved better.

We clearly have to train one of those crows now.

I will at least say you look good in it.

Yes. He did. Thankfully, I’m very good at revenge. One might even say I have a talent for it.

I wouldn’t put it past the cat and dog to swipe any trained crow to their side.

That goes withouy saying.
What about the 'raise my hand if you believe in telekinesis' one?

... Jordie was murdered?

I can even see Kruge investing some scraps on bribing them.
She's too much like you.

I think it proudly displays that you’re a dork.

In a sense. I don’t want to talk about it further. It was handled.

She is a clever girl. Too advanced to learn tricks other animals do.

How is that dorky?? It's super smart and stylish!

Okay.
...
Thanks for telling me, Kaz. I know it's not easy for you and you're not comfortable talking about it. But it means the world to me.

I can hear you drooling all the way from here.

If one was a dork they might say that.

Yeah. Well. I know you won’t tell anybody.

The only time I’ve ever drooled is when I’ve passed out sometimes.

Are you saying that is something you would say, you dork?

I'd never do that to you, no.
Can I ask you one last thing about this?

And when you do you're probably dreaming about how proud you're of Kruge.
Or about my ass.

I'm saying you said it and extrapolating from there.

I may not answer, but you can ask.

Who's to say I can only have one dream at a time?

That's something only a cute, nerdy dork would say.

Do you do anything special for Jordie?
Like I do on my dad's birthday.

True.
Either way, you clearly drool dreaming about pussy.

You would count for those qualifications.

[He doesn't think him sending Rollins a 'save the date' card about the new club's opening while he's in jail probably counts in Kate's estimation.]

No. He's dead. It's not like he'd be aware of it.

I'm sure you're very proud of that one.

Oh, yeah? Says who? The Dork Master?

Oh.
That's cool.
I mean, everyone handles these things differently.

I am.
And kinda want it in a t-shirt now.
It would be extra awesome if you slept wearing that one.

You really want to call me Master?

What do you do for your father's birthday?

It won't be extra awesome, then.

I don't know, maybe that's a new game we could try.

Mom and I meet for lunch or dinner. And I sometimes go to places where he used to take me as a kid.

oh, come on!
It would be soooo sexy.

As long as I don't have to call anyone Master. I'm not really big on following orders.

If it makes you feel better, then it's good you do it.

No.

But would you like me to call you 'sir'?

It does.
It makes me feel like my family is still complete.

Not even if it's a heartfelt gift from me to you?

That sounds like you work for me. Actually, not even the people who do work for me call me sir.

Perhaps you can show me the games one day. The meal part sounds like it's best kept between you and your mother.

No.

Ok, yeah, that would make it super weird.
How about a praise kink?

Yeah, we had a special spot in Cetral Park.
He and mom apparently ended there after hours of just talking during one of their first dates.

Sooo cold.

I know when I'm doing excellent. I don't need someone else saying it.

That's where you both eat?

Ice in my veins. And caffeine.

How about tickles?

Sometimes, but not because of their first date. They actually spent hours just walking around, having coffee and learning all about each other.
According to legend, at least.

Am I going to get a brain freeze once I kiss you?

I refuse to believe anyone actually likes that.

So one might say that the true heart and soul of your parents relationship was coffee.

Anything is possible. We'll have to see when we try it.

You clearly haven't heard about the people that get off to popping baloons.

Kaz, stop making it all about you.

See? Again, we need to do this in the name of science.

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