IC/Overflow Post Part III

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Starters, thread continuations, texts, and PSL tags welcome here!

Comments

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There's logistics with a cane to consider. I'd want something that would please you.

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So, you've been doing research on cane porn to figure how to rub that crow head against me?

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You make it sound positively uncreative when put in such a limit way.

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Ok, lovercrow, give me the more creative angle then.

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It would be difficult over text.

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I'll take it as an I.O.U. then.

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Yes. That's fair.

We can revisit in person later.

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Whipped cream, candy canes, real canes...

Should we try with some other food too? Pieces of strawberry on top?
Maybe it'll help if your mind is focused on being strategic while piling up stuff.

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I think we might just be compiling a holiday strawberry shortcake.

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Served on tits.

Look at us, starting our own traditions!

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I see a bit more value in this one than hanging a stocking.

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Oh, definitely.

And wait until you hear what we are doing with the tree's star.

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A five sided star would be rather ideal to making a point.

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Or kinda terrifying depending on where you put it.

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I do know people proficient at throwing stars. Though they are usually not also tree toppers.

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I think this holiday of ours definitely needs candy cane and cane dildos, strawberry shortcake on tits and at some point somebody needs to throw ninja stars.

Also, something is getting set up on fire.
I can't say when or where, but it's happening.

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Are your intimate moments usually this chaotic? No judgement, merely curiosity.

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I'd say a 50/50 of times.

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Just curious.

You know that nothing extravagant is needed, right? Not that it's unwelcome, but I don't want you to think it's required.