noreasonneeded | IC/Overflow Post Part III

Maybe I should wait for when I want to win an argument. To have as a contingency plan.

Does that mean you don't want the photo I was about to send you?

Because, you know, I could wait for when I want to win a argument.

You like sending me photos.

I have one just recently with a candy cane to prove it.

And I'm pretty sure you like getting them.
They even manage to block your brain for a while.

But fiiiine.
Maybe you don't want more...

I enjoyed them. If you'd rather cease though for a power play instead, we can.

In any case, I'm glad that your candy cane was put to good use.

There's a little power play going on in sending you those photos too.

Maybe next time you can use it on me.
You are the cane expert, after all.

You know they make candy canes in other flavors now, too. Even fruit ones.

Are you asking me to get more and try every flavor?

I'm saying there's many that exist. Like fruity and tart ones. Do with this great gift of information what you will. I'm just here spreading knowledge. Like the great thinkers who translated the Bible so that everyone could read it.

Oh, that's definitely great things material for a guy who could totally write a divine book or whatever.

You know, what? Speaking of candy and flavors, a nipple covered in cream might even tempt a guy who's not great in skin-to-skin contact.
I mean, if he ever wanted to try with his tongue...

I maybe could, although I don't even have enough time to read books let alone write one. Nothing I write would involve divinity, though.

... I will give you points for creativity.

Perhaps we could try it.

If you had time to write a book what would you write about?
'All You Need to Know About Pulling the Perfect Scam'?

We should definitely try it.
You know, finding ways to get involved your other senses could maybe help.
Or make you puke.
But, you know, in that case we can always be traumatized together.

I wouldn't give away my secrets like that. Maybe a history book that wasn't full of lies. I'm not creative enough to write poetry. Not that sort of creative.

I'd make it up to you if that happened.

... you're very good at trying to find ways for us to be together.

A really, truly objective history book? That would be something new for sure.
Have you actually given poetry a shot before?

You say that as if you were not already worth it.

Well, it's easy when you are my encouragement.
So, you know, as long as you don't feel pressured, then I'll be happy to keep coming with new plans.

You mean to write it? No. You might do all right with it, given your song background.

I might be worth it a little less if vomit was involved.

No, I don't feel pressured. You know I can appreciate a well thought out plan.

My writing is shit, I'm just good at karaoke.
But, I don't know, I'd like to see you try. I think that for once you don't give yourself enough credit.

You'll be just as worthy. But you might get shoved the second I notice you're feeling sick.

Good. That's all that matters. Taking our time, looking forward to it, finding new ways together.
Finding new uses for that cane...

It doesn't sound like you're giving yourself much credit, either.

A fair warning.

You know it's reinforced. Grisha magic.

And we keep proving what a great match we are.

I'll keep a bucket by the bed just in case.

Oh, I have no doubt you could do magic with that crow's head.

Like pieces of a puzzle?

A wise contingency. Though I haven't actually heaved in some years.

... I may have researched.

Yeah.
Actually, yeah. We might not be cut in the same way but we just fit together.
Wow! That actually turned out even better than I expected!

Yeah, but if we are mixing food and flavors with this for the first time, we should better be prepared for a new reaction too.

....
What'd you mean you researched?

Who doesn't like a good puzzle?

It isn't flavors that are the problem.

I researched. What is there to question?

Dumbasses, that's who.

I know. But if you're already like, you know, gagging or whatever, added flavors could maybe make it worse?

What kind of research you did, obviously!

There's logistics with a cane to consider. I'd want something that would please you.

So, you've been doing research on cane porn to figure how to rub that crow head against me?

You make it sound positively uncreative when put in such a limit way.

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