IC/Overflow Post Part III

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Starters, thread continuations, texts, and PSL tags welcome here!

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[hawk_shot]

Only because you're making me ramen, mister.

And taking me out for hot chocolate.
And watching a movie with me.

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... what movie?

[hawk_shot]

The Muppet Christmas Carol.

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[He is just sending a look through the phone.]

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Don't leave me on read, Brekker.

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I'm adding whiskey to my hot chocolate if you're making me watch muppets.

[hawk_shot]

You've got a deal!

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What do you like about the Muppets so much?

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What's not to like about the Muppets?

They have great humor that's totally adult humor sometimes and they have cool songs.
Plus, Miss Piggy is a total icon.

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... I've never actually seen the Muppets.

Jesper sings Kermit songs sometimes, that's my only exposure.

[hawk_shot]

You've never actually seen the Muppets???
Ok, and here you are already acting like I'm torturing you even tho you've never watched it.

After this you're going to appreciate Jesper's singing way much more.

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I didn't grow up watching television. I had better things to do.

With or without needing whiskey?

[hawk_shot]

Building your own empire is no excuse.

Ha-ha. Now you don't get any whiskey for being a smartass.

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An excuse would imply I'm sorry about something. You know I don't do that.

A vodka substitute is a small price to pay for a point well snarked.

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You'll be super sorry about missing out on the Muppets.

Not when you're still on the dog house.

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It being set up as a punishment isn't starting things off on an endearing note for them.

Lucky knows where the booze is.

[hawk_shot]

Same as if you've already made up your mind about hating them.

Of course he doesn't! He is the goodest of good boys.

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I'm not trying to convince you one way or the other on them.

He is a good boy. Very skilled at fetch the flask.

[hawk_shot]

Fine. Do you wanna pick the movie then?

Like all good boys do.
You know, fetch the tennis ball and a little vodka on the side.

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We can watch The Muppets.

He fetched my coat once when I didn't want to get up. My flask was in it. So technically, he did fetch my flask.

[hawk_shot]

... You have good taste when picking your movies, Kaz.

You mean he pulled two good actions for the price of one?
Look at him, helping a lazy guy and also encouraging his alcoholism.

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Don't make me regret the choice, Kate.

It's just efficiency to let him get it while I'm working. Work smarter, not harder.

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Why? Can't a girl compliment you now??

Have lots of minions working for you, instead.
I'm surprised you haven't trained the actual crows yet.

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I remain suspicious until proven otherwise.

I prefer to consider him a valuable crewmember, not a minion.

The crows don't have Lucky's attitude.

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Suspicious of what?? I'm hurt again.

Ok, that's a good point.
So, that's Jesper, Wylan, Nina and me. Plus, two furry Crows.