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Do demons spawned from hell have birthdays? How about I put in yours.

Pass on eating gloves. Fruit leather's not bad, though.

Yes. The get little cakes, too. And I already know mine, silly.

Duly noted. I wonder if they'd make gloves out if it if I asked nicely, though.

Like those petit fours? Or those Chinese prosperity cakes? And you might forget your birthday, in your advanced years. Better safe than sorry.

Gloves out of fruit leather? Might get sticky. They do have candy rings, bracelets, and necklaces, though.

I was thinking more like a cupcake with sprinkles, but I can go with whatever the demon's preference is. And if you're going to be like that, go ahead and put February 9th in your own calendar, too. So you can remind me as I get on in years.

All of which get real weird if you sweat. Don't know that you'd want to wear the gloves and just eat them off your hands, or just nibble them separately.

The sentiment’s appreciated, but I’m not big on holidays. Noted though, February 9th. I’ll get something better than a cupcake since you can’t have those.

I don’t know about vampires, but I sweat. Thankfully less so now that the weather’s not quite as sweltering. I think I’d still rather wear and eat things separately.

Guitar strings?

We don't typically. I'm sure there's some Kindred out there that does as the exception to prove the rule, but I know I haven't, or at least not enough to notice.

Oh, that’s a good idea, actually. Practical and useful. I’m a little ashamed I didn’t think of it.

If it weren’t for the blood need, you’d make humans sound positively high maintenance.

They're a classic gift for any struggling musician. I'm sure thinking of 'em will come naturally once you've been playing for a while.

Honestly you kinda are. You sweat and need jerky and all sorts of things. Kindred just need a dark spot in the daytime, blood, and ever-present paranoia about esoteric political intrigues.

[ She is very much joking at that last bit. ]

[He'll have to snoop and find out which strings she uses. He could ask but that's no fun.]

Fair point. I'm trying to play at least twice a week, schedule permitting. Between that and language lessons I'm coming dangerously close to well rounded days.

He takes it as a joke and honestly, most people human or no are pains to put up with.]

One would think with all human needs to be met they would be less preoccupied with festering a sense of superiority. Though ego stroking isn't just limited to humanity.

I'm very impressed! Get in actually sleeping in a bed and you might seem to the uninformed observer to be a fully average person. Great for lulling them into a false sense of security.

Tell that to hunters. Or, don't, they'd probably put you on a list.

I like how you tried to make sleeping sound useful to convince me. Nice touch.

I'd just let them know putting me on that list was their egos talking. It wouldn't take me off it but it would amuse me.

I take it by your sarcasm that it didn't work out like I'd planned.

Does sound like the faces they'd make would be very entertaining. They really don't know how to cope when we're not fitting their narrative and have human friends.

It was a genuinely good effort. I still find sleeping deplorable.

I imagine. Not that I know many vampire hunters, but there are the Drüskelle who hunt Grisha and I know firsthand the indoctrination runs deep. Not easy to break their paradigms.

Gold star umbrella for me, then, at the very least.

Yeah, it's unfortunate for them and for us. Wouldn't surprise me if Drüskelle moonlight (ha) as vampire hunters when they have the chance.

Does one wish upon a gold star umbrella?

It wouldn’t surprise me, either. They barely tolerate anyone who isn’t Fjerdan, let alone someone who’s also different in other ways. Although I have benefitted off some thinking I’m a demon.

Maybe, but I'll probably just wear it in my hair on special occasions.

Feels like I should get you horns or something, to really complete the look. Make sure they're appropriately scared of you.

What constitutes a special occasion?

You could just act like they’re there, and get puzzled when they claim they can’t see the horns.

Anything that's fun and different, it's a very flexible definition.

Oh, that is good. Either they'll think I've lost it entirely or they'll think I can see into other dimensions or something on top of being scared of you. It'll build my artistic mystique.

Flexible, but also a very you answer.

I always liked those pictures, I don’t know if there’s a proper art term for it, where the image is meant to show something that is usually hidden? Not hidden messages, I mean something like the image of a human person but the shadow they cast is that of a spider, things like that. Or there’s an image of a person but faintly superimposed over it is something else to imply there’s more than meets the eye when looking at the person. I don’t know if that’s counted as part of surrealism or not.

I think I can survive meeting a few expectations, at least in that area.

There is a word for it but I can't remember what it is. Maybe metaphorical surrealism or something, but I know what you mean. When it comes to art, there's something I always really liked seeing the different little messages it'll have.

Not all expectations are bad, no. Not all are intentionally curated, but still not all are bad.

There’s never a shortage of new things to learn. I know more about art than I do music, but still not an expert. Metaphorical surrealism can work in the meantime, though. You know what artist I think you’d enjoy if you haven’t come across them yet? William Kentridge. I broke into a museum that had one of his exhibits and got to enjoy some of it while there. Never heard of him before that.

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