once a lovely young lady stabbed me with a letter opener when i tried to impress her with a romantic sonnet. so it was more for understanding. can't say it worked, but the experiences i've accrued since then have lifted much of the mystery. death isn't so interesting after all.
maybe i will be the first king you like, and you will be the first businessman that doesn't try to rob me.
it's hardly the most interesting rumor about me. did you know i can juggle fire? it's not rumor, it's just fact. oh, and i can do that trick with the cherry stem and my tongue. and apparently we both have unsightly claws instead of fingers.
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maybe i will be the first king you like, and you will be the first businessman that doesn't try to rob me.
it's hardly the most interesting rumor about me. did you know i can juggle fire? it's not rumor, it's just fact. oh, and i can do that trick with the cherry stem and my tongue. and apparently we both have unsightly claws instead of fingers.