Oh, trust me. I've thought about smothering him in his sleep a few times, myself. There wouldn't be any room to bunk with him, though. He gave Wylan a key. They share the space now.

Oh?

[He tries not to sound too excited, though there's a slight perk to his voice if one is keen enough to catch it.]

Let me know when you're close enough to have an arrival date.

I'll make sure someone walks on it just before you use it.