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CAPTAIN INEJ, KNIFE WIFE. 🔪💍 ([personal profile] agile) wrote in [personal profile] noreasonneeded 2023-04-15 11:00 am (UTC)

I was not the last to get a drink!

[ Although… well… how can she prove it? Did Kaz already have a drink in his hand? Did Jesper? Had they gotten theirs while she was scurrying across the room to pour her own? A lesson she's learned from this is that the next time they're on audio, she'll request them to describe everything that they're doing to prevent such embarrassing losses as this. ]

My floor isn't as straight and grounded as yours! It's harder to move about!

[ The ship sways gently as if to protest. Not even the True Sea wishes to be on her side. ]

Excuses, excuses. [ Jesper sighs and shakes his head as though he's disappointed. He looks at Kaz and tips his glass toward him. ] Think we should make the captain give the toast? It was part of the rules, after all.

[ She gasps indignantly and does her best to try and hide her laughter. ]

No! I didn't lose!

[ Saints, she's missed them both. ]

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